Quote of the Day
"Wine adds soul to a new memory."
— Anonymous
"Wine adds soul to a new memory."
— Anonymous
Dave Tomlinson woke up with a black licorice stomach ache.
He had indulged in a stash of two-year-old Halloween candy that he found in his basement and liberally snacked through "Jeopardy" and into prime time programming.
Grimacing, he reached for the wooden bannister and thought he might purchase some wooden Santas to inspire a holiday spirit.
Perhaps the Black Jack gum wasn't stale.
Dave went to have a look.
So it's July and I'm seeing all these people wearing jackets.
My grass has never been greener. It's like Ireland. And April.
So I guess we'll wait for summer to find its way to New England.
In the meantime, I did the best thing one could do in this situation.
I ate a donut.
Even crazier than Creepy Crawlers, Incredible Edibles took things a step further.
Not only were 8-year-olds given access to an oven, you could eat your creation.
I can't recall the specific flavors, but I seemed to like them.
Good times.