If I were coaching a women's softball team comprised of singer-songwriters, here's how I would make out the lineup card:
Avril Lavigne SS
Madonna CF
Melissa Etheridge RF
Aimee Mann 1B
Liz Phair 3B
Joan Osborne LF
Ann Wilson C
Amy Ray 2B
Anandi P
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Why softball? Why not baseball? I'm on a tailspin for gender equality; I admit it.
Posted by: Liz | June 15, 2005 at 03:27 PM