We sit at the bar in silence, clinking our professionally poured glasses of Sangria.
"I have them fooled, I think," says Sanjaya.
"Perhaps."
"Hillary has different hairstyles. And so does Madonna."
"Agreed."
"And they're doing well."
We sip our Sangria for several minutes in silence.
"An exaggerated George Clinton hairpiece will get me another week," says Sanjaya. "Or, perhaps Sly Stone."
"Careful with song choice."
"Yes, but it's the hair that matters."
"Agreed."
It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. coli) bacteria found in feces. Body waste.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop. However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine, tequila, rum, whiskey, beer or other liquor) because
alcohol has to go through a purification process of
boiling or filtering and/or fermenting.
WATER = Poop
WINE = HEALTH
Ergo: It is better to drink wine and talk stupid than to drink water and be full of shit.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information.
I am doing it as a public service.
Posted by: Waldo Matos | March 30, 2007 at 04:38 PM
OK then.
Posted by: Dan | April 01, 2007 at 06:29 AM
Where's Waldo....coming from? :D
Posted by: Cyn | April 03, 2007 at 05:23 PM