In case you haven't yet seen this, George Carlin recently released his new rules for 2008.
Among the gems:
New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com. There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them. Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days — mowing my lawn.
New Rule: I'm not the cashier. By the time I look up from sliding my card, entering my PIN number, pressing 'Enter,' verifying the amount, deciding, no, I don't want cash back and pressing 'Enter' again, the kid who is supposed to be ringing me up is standing there eating my Almond Joy.
Carlin, 70, is still relevant and funny.
I saw him in Las Vegas a few years ago and he had the whole place in hysterics. I didn't think you could be funny after age 65.
Posted by: Seth | January 04, 2008 at 08:25 AM
That's one heckuva long career.
Go George!
Posted by: Cyn | January 04, 2008 at 08:33 PM
OLD OLD OLD
Check it out before you post it, okay?
http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/newrules.asp
Posted by: ziggy_54 | January 19, 2008 at 10:02 AM
Ziggy - is your name really Jim?
Jim...Jim...JIM!
Posted by: Dan | January 20, 2008 at 03:03 PM